Thursday, December 28, 2006

Audition Scene 4 (Ferris, Buddy, Goldie)

Buddy: He ain't goin nowheres till his dogs feel better.

Ferris: What's a matter?

Buddy: He's itchin.

Ferris: Looks like a touch a the ivy.

Buddy: Itchin like crazy.

Goldie: All the boy needs is a tub a hot water. I been sayin that much for years.

Buddy: Huh?

Goldie: Fever weed, salts, and a hot tub a water.

Buddy: (lying) He ain't itchin no more.

Goldie: You'll be itchin all over, you don't soak those feet.

Ferris: Hell, I'm dirt head to toe and I'm fine.

Goldie: It ain't right not to wash.

Ferris: Does he smell? Does he stink?

Goldie: That ain't the point, Ferris.

Ferris: Half the world's made a dirt and it ain't hurtin nothin. The damn roads're all dirt, the fields're dirt. Hell, even Hoover's got a mud pie for brains.

Goldie: Don't you make fun a Mr. Hoover in my diner, Ferris Layman. Badmouthin the president's the same thing as cussin. Same exact thing to a T.

Ferris: Kind a fond of him, are you?

Goldie: I couldn't care less if Herb Hoover got hit by a truck in his sleep. But he's still the president and I won't have him badmouthed

Ferris: Now what'd I say that's so awful, Goldie?

Goldie: I'm not about to repeat it.

Buddy: Said hell, said damn, said Hoover-

Goldie: You see there! You see what it leads to?

Ferris: Bud can cuss if he wants.

Goldie: He's just a boy, Ferris.

Ferris: When I was his age I cussed all the time. And I'll tell you what else, I'm a better man for it.

Goldie: You are the most bull-headed man in the world, Ferris Layman.

Ferris: A man can't cuss, he can't hardly talk.

Goldie: What would your wife say? (pause. with true concern) The way you raise the boy, Ferris...it ain't right for him.

Ferris: (softly) Well Sara ain't here no more, Goldie.

Buddy: (softly) Dad?

Ferris: What ya need, Son?

Buddy: Dad? S'gonna rain.

Ferris: (gentle) Change a the weather'd be nice, Bud.

Buddy: They's clouds up there, Dad. S'gonna rain somethin awful. Can't you feel the clouds? It's gonna storm somethin awful.

Goldie: Lord knows we could use it.